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shmoof
shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010
Boogidy Shwoogidy
Boogidy Shwoogidy by J_dog January 19, 2008
shmoofka
Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.
Shwoonk
The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.
Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.
Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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