Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.

Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.

shmoofka by 6.022 August 27, 2020

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Shwoonk

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

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shwooom

An exclamatory phrase enunciated by vibrating the lower part of the vocal canal producing a rapid, resonating, high-pitched sound. Currently only one person can successfully perform this technique.

F: Shwooom!
A: Baziiiing

shwooom by Anosh June 27, 2008

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