Shonch

The Grey matter that is scratched off of instant lottery tickets.

"I spent $5 on this lottery ticket and all I got was Shonch on my new pants"

by Shonch July 29, 2007

Shoncin' It

v. The act of pulling any questionable or unexplainable action that leaves those around you wondering who you even know there.

Person 1: "Can't believe he told everyone that story but me"

Person 2: "Yeah there's some shoncin' it going on there"

by Little W December 1, 2010

Sonch

Trinidadian slang for being an overdramatic crybaby.

James said don’t be a sonch and go to the hospital for a little scratch on your neck.

by $oap April 17, 2022

Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Skoncher

The ending lick of a particularly awesome jazz phrase. A person who is extremely adept and playing jazz or bebop.

That guy is a real skoncher! He would even be called a Skonch Master

by Skoncher June 5, 2019

Skonch

An Israeli slang word for the vagina of an obese girl or woman.

When a guy at the mall threw his Cinnabon to his girlfriend to finish, he accidentally hit her in the crotch. Jared started laughing and yelled, "She caught it, right in her Skonch!"

by Aeryck April 12, 2008

Shochu Tuesday

An excuse for social alcoholics to drink on a Tuesday and not feel guilty about it.

Milo: ugh, I'm still recovering from Mojito Monday.

Stephen: Well drink your detox tea because tonight is Shochu Tuesday and tomorrow is Rock-and-Sake Wednesday!

by sydeburn May 26, 2009