Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Bog-Sloucher

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

by moolegend March 13, 2011

shouche

an anal douche. a shit douche. Giving yourself an enema before getting fucked in the the ass. A cute way to say your going to wash your asshole.

Before you fuck my butt, I should probably shouche.

by macdave187 October 6, 2011

penis sloucher

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side

man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting

by birkitt August 27, 2006

Schoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party, I've heard he is a Schoucher!

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Shouche ton bouche

Phrase commonly used franglais speakers of eastern mass when telling a classmate to shut up. "Shouche ton bouche" translates to "shush your mouth" except mouth translates to "bouche" and so rhymes with "shouche".

Miranda: Shouche ton bouche DJ!
DJ: Daccord (okay)

by JackSucksAtWords April 12, 2020

Sloucher

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.

Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!

by [e-mail] September 3, 2005