sconch

A term used to describe some pornagraphic material featuring a naked woman, and acts of a sexual nature featuring the woman.

"Hey mate, have you got any sconch i can look at?"

by K4rlos July 07, 2006

Sconch

A pre-pubescent male, someone who has not grown pubic hair yet. Also used as an insult

"Oi, get out of here you little sconch, grown men only in this place!"

by Piemonster December 26, 2015

Sconch

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020

Sconched

The moment of realization an individual experiences when a person, object, or idea has became tainted or corrupt.

The fucking mainstream media is completely sconched with left wing idealism’s.

Damn bitch! You ol’ schonch ass.

by SconchAss October 19, 2020

Sconche

Sconche / Sconched - to inhale ones food. To eat so quickly your taste buds aren't activated and missed the assignment. Similar to scarf or scarfing down food. Sconching is synonymous with devouring.

"I'm definitely going to sconche this..."

"Sconche it down bro!"

"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"

"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"

"Ah, indubitably, sconched."

"..Houston, we have a sconche"

by TheDunnisher June 07, 2024

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 05, 2023