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A moving vehicle, usually referring to a wheel chair. Schonchs can also be used to describe buses or cars. Some people refer to planes as winged schonchs.
Yeah, Kyle broke his leg and has to ride in a schonch for two months.
Schonch by Thatonekidjosh April 6, 2019
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a vehicle, typically of a smaller size used for handicapped people or vegetables but can be of any size
Goddamn, that’s high-budget schonch!!” “Yeah, look at the bags on it!”
Schonch by FatCrocodile April 6, 2019
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Schontchz 

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.
Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?
Schontchz by AirSwo February 18, 2009
The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."
Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.
schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004
Schochs have become rare in our time. They used to be known as malicious Bitterlich imposters. All a Schoch wants is to be like a Bitterlich; but since achieving such a goal is impossible, the common Schoch accrues resentment and becomes more and more bitter the more he sees his attempts to be like Bitterlich fail bitterly.
To have a Schoch as a friend means to lack a Bitterlich.
Schoch by simon13 January 30, 2020
sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama
dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.
schoochie by Jessica L July 29, 2008
That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.
See? That girl does the nose scronch too.
Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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