Definitions by Aeryck
Skonch
When a guy at the mall threw his Cinnabon to his girlfriend to finish, he accidentally hit her in the crotch. Jared started laughing and yelled, "She caught it, right in her Skonch!"
Symbicunt
A male that is completely controlled by their female love interest, to the point where logic and reason is completely ignored. It often results in the alienation of said male from the rest of his male friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Jon was often self righteous and somewhat annoying in his ways, but he got completely unreasonable and downright stupid when he started blindly obeying his symbicunt, Wendi.
Symbicock
A female that is completely controlled by their male love interest, to the point where common sense and decency is completely obliterated. It often results in the alienation of said female from her family and friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Wendi was a loving and decent person until she came under the dark influences of her symbicock, Jon. With his manipulation of their religious beliefs, he was able to gain complete control of her soul.
Furby
The hairy area found on many males, and even some females, between the anus and genitalia. It is often dank and foul smelling from the collection of perspiration and feces that gets trapped in the netting of hairs.
Splattegory
When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
Splattegory by Aeryck June 14, 2006
Splattegory
When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
Splattegory by Aeryck June 14, 2006
Boobles
The supple breasts of a female under the age of 18, however they are not to be confused with Booblettes which are much smaller.