Shoferi

The "Shofer" ( Meaning "Driver" in albanian.) is the royal escort appointed by the mysterious organisation "Arsakeio".

The "Shofer" is a generous man and a great driver, but if he doesn't drink his Raki ( Meaning "Brandy" in albanian) he gets very grumpy..... and aggressive.....

"Shofer!!! Shofer po prishem Shofer!! Ndizi frexhat Shofer!!!" - Viktimat te eksperimentit "Shoferi".

by Kari i karit November 21, 2023

Ez Showerin'

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

Showeritis

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.

After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.

by bluepanda October 26, 2014

showering with someone else

Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.

Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.

by Boywonder42 June 5, 2016

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015