Shoberist
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Shoberist by mlemingshobe October 26, 2019
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most soberest game
when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.
Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game
...2 hours later car crash
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game
...2 hours later car crash
most soberest game by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012
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Soberish
The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.
Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.
soberist
soberity
A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
Shoeist
William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.
#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.
#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter