Showeritis 

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.

After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.

Showeritis by bluepanda October 26, 2014

showertime epiphany 

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.

Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!

showertime epiphany by xAnnabel December 14, 2009

Showertime Shakedown 

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

Showertime Shakedown by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

showertime 

Time for jacking off

Dude, that bitch was so hot, its showertime

showertime by Guerilla Kamikaze November 11, 2006

J-SHOREITIS 

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

J-SHOREITIS by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011

showeries 

a variation of the word "shower," frequently used as a status for marking away on the popular IRC (Internet Relay Chat).

/away showeries, leave one

showeries by redlssgurl February 24, 2004

stoneritis 

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

stoneritis by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010