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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

lemon shoveling 

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019
To give someone a good kicking
That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win
Shoeing by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018

Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.
My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Shovelin 

Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
Shovelin by Shovel King July 30, 2011

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.
During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.
Snow Shoveling by GTG Crew December 30, 2008