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Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023