shnopit

an amongus shaped poo

i had a thick shnopit

by |=] November 24, 2021

shopitoffism

A term used to describe the attempt to quell uncomfortable emotion through compulsive acquisition.

He had a dire case of shopitoffism that put him in debt to the tune of about thirty grand on that sad and pitiful weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Shnomit

When a very drunk person with a respiratory infection or intense allergies sneezes and simultaneously vomits as a result of the sneeze.

"Did you see Mike shnomit all over that girl last night?"

"I can't drink around cats. It makes me shnomity."

by Melissa N. March 7, 2008

Shopitainment

Basically when you hit pause during your Amazon show and you can buy the stuff you see on screen.

Citadel is a great example of shopitainment.

by anonymous August 27, 2023

shnoitus

A Shnoitus is a stubborn or retarded person, an absolute king of dumbasses everywhere.

Alex: man, I sure do love League Of Legends!
You: ALEX, YOURE A FUCKIN SHNOITUS!

by Envixity Retard December 20, 2023