Shmurgen

A word meaning Bitch

Your such a little shmurgen Bartholomew!
You shmurgen!

by Rypt May 13, 2021

shmergen

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."

Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."

by theoutlaw May 27, 2009

Blorgen Shmorgen

A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!

Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!

Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...



Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!

by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

Flugen Shmugen

The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.

Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!

Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!

Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?

Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!

by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011

shmorgenborgen

n. a whole lot of shit

He ordered everything thing on the menu, so lets give him a shmorgenborgen!!!!!

by Le Patron June 11, 2006

Shmurged

To be both drunk and high at the same time.

"I went to that party last night and got fuckin' shmurged!"

by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015

schmurgen

a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.

Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.

Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."

by Schmurgen March 1, 2009