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shmergen
Noun.
Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
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Blorgen Shmorgen
A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!
Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!
Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...
Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!
Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...
Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!
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Flugen Shmugen
The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.
Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!
Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!
Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?
Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!
Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!
Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?
Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!
Flugen Shmugen by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011
shmorgenborgen
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Shmurged
Shmurged by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015
schmurgen
a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.
Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.
Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.
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