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Shmurder 

When a nigga commits a murder in silence, hence the prefix "sh...".
My trigga nigga shmurdered Tyrone so good that even the police think it be an accident.
Shmurder by Lifs May 17, 2022
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Shmurdered

When a girl is so fine and she looks at you and it makes you weak in the knees and you end up doing the Shmurda.
Keoki: damn, did you see that girl by the wall
Kekahi: yeah dude, she's super fine
Keoki: she shmurdered me
Shmurdered by K.Dot April 4, 2015

shmurder 

A combination of the words shoot and murder. As the roots suggest it means to kill someone by firing a gun at them.
Timmy stole Jenny's beer money so she shmurdered him.
shmurder by Theodorio May 16, 2006

Shmurdered

Shmurdered
Shmurdered - when you face trouble with the law due to the lyrics of a song you've made.

" did you hear Bobby shmurda got put in prison for his track hot nigga?!"
Shmurdered by Xanny2002 November 11, 2018

Shmurgen 

Your such a little shmurgen Bartholomew!
You shmurgen!
Shmurgen by Rypt May 13, 2021

Shmurgenheiming 

The act of going on Urban dictionary to find the definition of another bogus phrase to prove something you hold far too important in the middle of a conversation - often to the dismay of others around you.
Dang, I cannot stand that Shmurgenheiming vibe-killing loser!
Shmurgenheiming by Weaver1978 April 2, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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