shmergen 

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."

Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."

shmergen by theoutlaw May 27, 2009

shemergency 

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005

Blorgen Shmorgen 

A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!

Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!

Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...



Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!

Blorgen Shmorgen by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

shmorgenborgen 

n. a whole lot of shit

He ordered everything thing on the menu, so lets give him a shmorgenborgen!!!!!

shmorgenborgen by Le Patron June 11, 2006

smergenfergen

sim language (also really rare skincare)

he asked “wyd” and I said “smergenfergen”

smergenfergen by smergenfergeninventor June 3, 2020

shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.

Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”

shmerenerd by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023

shmerger 

Sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming SHMERGER! This is the ultimate ball tap.

Leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my cock and balls while screaming "SHMERGER!" then before I could regain my manhood he was gone.

shmerger by Dom M. October 9, 2007