Shlompt
Shlompt by The Big Shlompt September 15, 2022
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Shlomp Donkey
Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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Shlompt • shlompton • shlomp • shlumpt • Schlompticox • Shlomped • Shlomit • shlomit gur • [shlompa] • Shlomp Donkey
shlumptasha
Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)
Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.
Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.
Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.
shlumptasha by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021
Shlomit
GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.
Shlomit by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023
shlomit gur
a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.
"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"
shlomit gur by david nissim August 31, 2005
Schlompticox
Schlompticox by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014
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