Shlompt

To Slip over hilariously on your face.

Bobby Shlompt on the stairs.

by The Big Shlompt September 15, 2022

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

shlumptasha

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)

Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.

by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021

Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

[shlompa]

another word for slut, hoe, or any other girl that sleeps around with many guys

used when other shlompas are around

Guy #1 - dude whos that girl over there making out with blake, wasnt she just getting with roman

Guy #2 - yep, shes a shlompa

by roman and bratsiya January 1, 2009

shlomit gur

a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.

"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"

by david nissim August 31, 2005

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014