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Charleston Schlompdonkey 

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
Charleston Schlompdonkey by youk November 15, 2007
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Shrimpton 

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Skompton 

A word used to glamorize Skokie, Il and make it sound ghetto.
This is S-K-O-K-I-E not "skompton". Shut up wanksta, you sound queer.
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Scompton is the name used to represent where The Scum Lifestyle Movement began; South Central, Ontario or known by its native name, Ruscom.

It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
Scompton Productions was founded in Ruscom, Ontario
Scompton by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010

Skompton 

The equivalent of Compton California in Skokie Illinois. All the true gangstas come from the hood of Skompton.
Man nigga you crazy, where you from? Shit nigga I'm straight out of Skompton