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Shlompton is what you called your main fuckin dog. Since day 1 shit. Shlomps for short
What’s fucking good shlompton!
shlompton by Trent Morgan December 7, 2020
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Charleston Schlompdonkey 

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
Charleston Schlompdonkey by youk November 15, 2007

Billie fox shrimpton

A girl with this name is a hottie and a bit rude at times so you better be on her good side because sometimes she can be a real grinch….
Woah your such a Billie fox Shrimpton why did you steal my toothbrush!

Shrimpton 

Is someone who is courageous,smart,hot,undefined someone who is willing to make the impossible possible. Someone you never would think would be amazing but are.
He wants to be a shrimpton.
Shrimpton by kimberelyy April 12, 2009

Skompton 

A word used to glamorize Skokie, Il and make it sound ghetto.
This is S-K-O-K-I-E not "skompton". Shut up wanksta, you sound queer.
Skompton by 57748896254 November 24, 2006

Scompton 

Scompton is the name used to represent where The Scum Lifestyle Movement began; South Central, Ontario or known by its native name, Ruscom.

It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
Scompton Productions was founded in Ruscom, Ontario
Scompton by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010

Skompton 

The equivalent of Compton California in Skokie Illinois. All the true gangstas come from the hood of Skompton.
Man nigga you crazy, where you from? Shit nigga I'm straight out of Skompton
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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