2 definitions by OfficialSchlompticox

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

fanche

Gargantuan ball sack; or a man with an enormous ball sack

Example One:

Juan: We're hittin' old papi mariposa's crib tonight. Who's in?
Jerryck: But Juan, papi mariposa is the baddest drug lord anywhere. We'll all be dead before we even get in the front door!
Jorge: He's right Juan, I don't wanna die...
Juan: Ay! Pinche pussies. Anyone with a fanche in this fucking room?

Example two:

Sam: Did you hear about Diego?
Kaleb: Nah, what happened?
Sam: He asked Cindy to prom...
Kaleb: Duuuude, what a fucking fanche! She's the hottest girl in school!

by OfficialSchlompticox December 3, 2017