Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

Shlomped by MScarn111 July 2, 2019

Shlomped

When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside

I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it

Shlomped by Philzanot January 17, 2024

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Shlumped 

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

Shlumped by Devenk80 November 3, 2019