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[shlompa] 

another word for slut, hoe, or any other girl that sleeps around with many guys

used when other shlompas are around
Guy #1 - dude whos that girl over there making out with blake, wasnt she just getting with roman

Guy #2 - yep, shes a shlompa
[shlompa] by roman and bratsiya January 1, 2009
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Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...
Shompa by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011
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Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
Shlomp Donkey by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho
"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"
Slompa by t-14 January 15, 2009
a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.
I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.
schlompa by raygun August 14, 2006
A young person who is acting slutty.
After last night when alec and sean touched Brenda, she began to feel like a shlumpa.

Girls with big boobs look more shlumpaish compared to girls with smalley books. For instance Jackie compared to Ashley. OO oo
shlumpa by Ashley12732 January 26, 2007
originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
shlomp by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
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