Shivowned 

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Shivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Shivonne 

Shivonne is an outgoing, shy, but fun to be around, individual. You can always go to Shivonne when you are down or need someone to talk to because she will always listen and give you great advice. She is pretty, smart, talented, and overall a great person and would be lucky to find someone like her. She is loyal and friendly with everyone she meets, unless they give a reason for her not to be.

She may come off a bit shy, but once you get to know her, you will not regret spending time with her. You could be on the phone with her for hours and it only feel like minutes.

If you ever find a Shivonne, make sure not to lose her because you will not find another quite like her.

Person 1: who's that girl?
Person 2: oh her? That's Shivonne! She's so pretty, but every guy is after her. Good luck pal

Shivonne by Thyuglyonez October 10, 2018

Shivoed 

to be very intoxicated by use of alcohol.

Dude, I am so shivoed right now.

Shivoed by Stern December 31, 2005

Shippwned 

To ship the two worst possible character choices together to force someone else to create horrible mental images.

Alex: I just shipped Oscar and Kevin from the office together
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!

Shippwned by Terrashipper January 1, 2012

Shiowned 

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

Shiowned by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

schiavowned 

The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.

Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.

schiavowned by i'm on the pavement June 26, 2005

shiavowned

phrase used by ignorant people referring to the death of Terry Shiavo and the n00bishness of another..

Me: omfg i just stepped in dog poo
John: SHIAVOWNED!!!!
Me: QQ :(

shiavowned by {sky(came)falling} March 31, 2005