schiavowned 

The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.

Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.

schiavowned by i'm on the pavement June 26, 2005

schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

schiavoed 

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

schiavoed by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010

schiavoed 

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

schiavoed by bofanD February 26, 2009

Schiavoed 

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

Schiavoed by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed 

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

Schiavoed by joe April 13, 2005

Shivowned 

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Shivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005