shiavowned

phrase used by ignorant people referring to the death of Terry Shiavo and the n00bishness of another..

Me: omfg i just stepped in dog poo
John: SHIAVOWNED!!!!
Me: QQ :(

by {sky(came)falling} March 31, 2005

Shiowned

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

Shiavoed

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

by Brettastic July 24, 2008

schiavowned

The state or process of being owned so hard that you are sent into a Terri Schiavo-esque vegetard state.

Fucking retarded.

Bush got schiavowned by a pretzel.

by i'm on the pavement June 26, 2005

Shivowned

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Shiavoed

The act of getting ridiculously plowed, resembling the actions of Terry Shiavo throughout her 13 year struggle with minimal to no brain activity.

Im getting real plowed tonight. Oh, so your getting shiavoed? Yes.

by Samuel Slade November 17, 2006

Shiavoed

To remove a feeding tube causing an infirmed or disabled person to die a long painful and agonizing death from starvation and dehydration.

An orphaned disabled child was shiavoed because she had a feeding tube and relied on the state for her care.

by Subliberal March 31, 2005