Chivowned

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Chivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Chivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

chowned 

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

chowned by aichains September 13, 2008

Shivowned 

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Shivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

chalowned 

to get totaly destroyed, to be vaporised, to dissapear

the space ship was chalowned after getting hit by a nuclear bomb and a lazer beam.

chalowned by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008

chowned 

To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.

He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.

chowned by jupdog October 7, 2009

chivonne 

brushing someone with your side boob.

i was blessed with a Chivonne when that chick reached for the napkins. AWESOEM

chivonne by twu February 6, 2010

Chivonne 

1. A cutie with a booty

2. A girl with a Simba fetish

3. Well written female with some deep thoughts

4. Poor sense of direction but you don’t care cause she has a nice smile

You got a Simba tattoo? You’re such a Chivonne

Chivonne by Allyx14 April 23, 2019