Shippwned 

To ship the two worst possible character choices together to force someone else to create horrible mental images.

Alex: I just shipped Oscar and Kevin from the office together
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!

Shippwned by Terrashipper January 1, 2012

shippandler 

A person who singlehandedly does both the shipping and the handling.

- When a mail man send out a letter, he is the shipper and the handler, so he can be considered the shippandler.

- When giving out valentines, the giver is the shipper and the handler, so he/she can be called the shippandler.

- "Dude, Megan and I had so much fun at my place last night. She's the best shippandler I've met."

shippandler by Fal Avedon February 10, 2010

Shiowned 

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

Shiowned by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

shipped

the strong desire for 2 or more fictional characters to be in a romantic relationship

OMG, I shipped Sherlock and Watson! #Johnlock

shipped by Ladara September 13, 2014

Shivowned 

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Shivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

shipped

When the thought of two spicific people dating becomes wanted

"I soo think that Hannah and Clay should be shipped"

shipped by Im A Frog April 14, 2017

shipped off 

A way to say that somebody was either transferred, moved, or forced out.

He got shipped off to boot camp so he can be scared straight.

shipped off by KRHimself May 24, 2005