comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"

by piffman00 February 23, 2009

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

by Dago February 5, 2004