<verb>: to become, or be in a state of incapacitation or comatose, due to a number of varying reasons including: getting knocked out, getting too crunk, or passing out from other means...

A:Yo Carl, check out that dude passed out on the couch! I will now proceed to fart on his head.
B: Yeah, he got shaivoed from that Henny! Damn, that fart was juicy, Frederick!

shaivoed by Jason A. May 4, 2006

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Shived

A state of intoxication past the “blackout” phase. Common behaviors include spilling your drink all over yourself, dancing on table tops, and acting completely drawlin.

"Man, you were really shived last night. You peed all over my kitchen table!”

Shived by jcola July 25, 2017

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Shived

To be blocked by somebody because you or somebody you follow disagrees with them.

I've been shived by Steve Shives!

Shived by YourGameSucks September 21, 2016

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Shiavoed

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

Shiavoed by Brettastic July 24, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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