shmowned
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schmowned
It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.
an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!
schmowned by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010
Shiowned
To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.
Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.
Shion: Why's that?
Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.
Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!
*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*
-----SHIOWNED-----
Shion: Why's that?
Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.
Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!
*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*
-----SHIOWNED-----
Shiowned by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009
showned
When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".
schmowned
-when one is seriously owned to the point of embarrasment to their families name.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.
Random Canadian Guy example 1:" How aboot that schmowning action last round , eh?"
example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"
example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"
example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"
example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"
schmowned by benwithaphd October 30, 2007
Shmoned
Shmoned by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019
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