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shitnami 

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.
The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.
shitnami by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.
Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

Shitnami 

Shit + Tsunami= Shitnami. An urgent, sudden, copious, and explosive emptying of bowel contents. Often happens after a night of draft beer, boiled eggs and/or White Castles.
"Oh, man, Jimmy, I had such a shitnami after downing all those draft beers and pickled eggs last night.
Shitnami by elysian69 May 25, 2016

Shitsuation 

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."
Shitsuation by S313xo1 November 7, 2009

Shitnami 

The sudden realisation that the shitstorm in your life was only a precursor to drowning in an overwhelming tidal wave of shit.
Kevin though his life was a bit of a shitstorm when his rental agent gave him notice to vacate his flat, but came to realise that he was in a shitnami when his dog Bozo was run over and killed by his wife when she left him for a famous Latino pornstar, lost his car and all of his money in a drunken poker night, was diagnosed with terminal penile cancer, and disowned by his mother for forgetting her birthday.
Shitnami by FatTonyPearls April 7, 2023

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail
Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!