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shitnami 

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.
The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.
shitnami by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.
Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

Shitnami 

Shit + Tsunami= Shitnami. An urgent, sudden, copious, and explosive emptying of bowel contents. Often happens after a night of draft beer, boiled eggs and/or White Castles.
"Oh, man, Jimmy, I had such a shitnami after downing all those draft beers and pickled eggs last night.
Shitnami by elysian69 May 25, 2016

Shitsuation 

Simple. A Shitty Situation.
"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."
Shitsuation by S313xo1 November 7, 2009

Shitnami 

The sudden realisation that the shitstorm in your life was only a precursor to drowning in an overwhelming tidal wave of shit.
Kevin though his life was a bit of a shitstorm when his rental agent gave him notice to vacate his flat, but came to realise that he was in a shitnami when his dog Bozo was run over and killed by his wife when she left him for a famous Latino pornstar, lost his car and all of his money in a drunken poker night, was diagnosed with terminal penile cancer, and disowned by his mother for forgetting her birthday.
Shitnami by FatTonyPearls April 7, 2023

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail
Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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