Shitsuation

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.

Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".

by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

Shitsuation

Simple. A Shitty Situation.

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."

by S313xo1 November 7, 2009

Shitsuation

a bad situation,,,,, shitty time,,," I can't believe she put me in this (Shitsuation)" or like i m in a shitsuation right now that sucks ass,,,, ill call u back later...

a bad situation,,,,, shitty time,,," I can't believe she put me in this (Shitsuation)" or like i m in a shitsuation right now that sucks ass,,,, ill call u back later...

by 4starz July 14, 2016

She’s a situation!

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Situationship

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other

Him and I are in a situationship

by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018

Situationship

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.

A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.

by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021