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Shitsturbation 

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.
Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Shitsturbation by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

Shatsturbation 

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.
After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.
Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Shittersation 

A conversation held by two or more people who are on the toilet
So i was on the can when this guy in the stall next to me kept trying to start a shittersation with me

shitterbating 

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .
shitterbating by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

Shitsturbating 

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting
Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.
Shitsturbating by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018

Shitterbation sign

A sign used in prison/jail settings to alert others you are doin’ ur business....can serve dual purpose, hopefully at separate times.
Offender Smith had to drop a deuce so he put his shitterbation sign up so his celly would know to steer clear for a bit.