Shatsturbation
Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009
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spasturbation
1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007
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Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
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Sadsturbation
masturbating while sad.
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sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011
Sasturbation
Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it
"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"
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Shusturbation
The act of masturbating, fully nude, in a public area or washroom, where any given person is apt to witness the lewd act.
hey dude, i just walked into the washroom to take a piss and some guy was in the middle of shusturbation in there!
Shusturbation by staceelewp April 16, 2009
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