Shitreon

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A Citreon ZX or other model that is particularly bad, preferably in burgandy or brown.

Emilio:My dad lent me his Shitreon until i can afford my own car.

Juan:LOL Muchos!

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Benicio:My Renault failed its M.O.T again!

Pedro:Well at least it's not a Shitreon, amigo.

Shitreon by Andreas Tortillas July 29, 2009

Words you can keep

Shitroen

Shitroen is a deregorative term for a Citroen, referencing the fact that they are usually rubbish to drive and cheaply made pieces of shit from a country that has no right to make cars or any product for that matter, the froggy bastards!

Steve: Hey, you seen what Hank's driving around in these days?
James: Yeah, it's a classic example of a Shitroen!

Shitroen by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

Related Words

Shitreon • shitron • Shitmeonyou • Shitrendous • Shitroen • Are you shitreous? • shite on a hurley • Shit me on the ass

shitron

A moron who is full of shit. Usually someone who professes to be an expert at everything, but in reality 1) knows very little, 2) has completely incorrect information, or 3) knows of nothing of interest to others (drivel). However, regardless of their lack of knowledge or of pertinent information, they feel compelled to talk ad nauseam about their selected topics. They usually find themselves to be an expert at just about everything.

"You are totally full of crap, you shitron." "Don't listen to Bob, he's a shitron, everything he'll tell you is wrong."

shitron by Amy Gish May 30, 2006

Shitrendous

Extraordinarily horrible.

Between the rabies scare and getting fired, this week has been truly shitrendous.

Shitrendous by LizDC March 28, 2009

Are you shitreous?

Actually a combination of "Are you shitting me?" and "Are you serious?" Often used to make the expression of awe more intense, but usually it makes you look uneducated.

The Batman: I'm awesome.
Superman: Are you shitreous?

Are you shitreous? by Oh shit. April 21, 2009

Shitron

Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.

The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.

Shitron by Esq.imo September 8, 2010

Are you shitreous?

A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

Are you shitreous? by perthguy April 14, 2009

Word of the Day on April 16, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026