Shitgetti

When you get a play doh spaghetti maker and you shit in it than squeeze it out and eat it

I️ made shitgetti for my girlfriend

Shitgetti by Not drew Kenney April 20, 2018

you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

you've got to be shittting me by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

shiteating cocksucker by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

Shitvertising 

Shit-vertising
/ˈşįťvətʌɪzɪŋ/
noun
the activity or profession of producing horrendus advertisements by incompotent idiots for trashy corporations.

Agencies are too expensive, we can pay a freelancer..or do it in-house.
Thus...shitvertising

Shitvertising by Ahmids December 20, 2021

Shagetti 

A fat Italian that eat every thing and argues with colored people

The shagetti ate every thing at the bbq and the minority was pissed

Shagetti by Dab326dab March 24, 2022

Shitvette 

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.

1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."

Shitvette by PMax February 12, 2008