shitetiquette 

the artful skill of a properly timed courtesy flush or spray of air freshener after tossing nuggets in the growler. well mannered occupancy off bathroom stall and actions reflecting such.

"Aunt Audrey's been blowing that toilet up all day, but no worries, she's got impeccable shitetiquette..

shitetiquette by J_Squared October 22, 2015

Shitetiquette 

The etiquette surrounding pooing. In particular the rules of shitting whilst at someone else’s house.

John has only been here 20 minutes and he’s already unloaded in the downstairs loo.

Mate, that’s bad shitetiquette!

Shitetiquette by Amanda OB June 12, 2024

shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010

Shuttiquette 

the formal and polite way to tell someone to shut up !

my sister is talking really really loud about stupid stuff..
so " hey you, SHUTTIQUETTE!!

Person: *blah blah blah blah.. boring story.. blah blah bla*
You: SHUTTIQUETTE!!!!

your boss is yammering on for ever.. oh excuse me , can you shuttiquette?

Shuttiquette by dapanda56 February 25, 2013

shitiquette 

a prescribed or accepted code of office bathroom etiquette

The new guy has no shitiquette. He saddled up in the stall next to me for the second time this week. We're not playing {battle shits} for Christ's sake!

shitiquette by stuperuser April 16, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019