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shittertits

Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.
Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.
by cammybuns June 19, 2010
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Shittertits

Exclaimed out of frustration
"Well, Shittertits! I forgot my keys!"
by lovingholyhell February 11, 2019
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shittermittens

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"
by mattimer October 4, 2011
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shitterist

A person in an RPG or Roleplaying game who steals other player’s virtual items using the following tactics

1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth

2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items

3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items

4. Promising sexual favors

5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those

How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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shitteritus

The feeling of being extremely tired after taking a hefty shit
You:"Yo john! I just took the hugest shit ever!"

Your friend:"I think you're getting shitteritus, I'm starting to see bags under your eyes"
by JbearAndRbear March 25, 2012
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Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011
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Shitvertising

Shit-vertising
/ˈşįťvətʌɪzɪŋ/
noun
the activity or profession of producing horrendus advertisements by incompotent idiots for trashy corporations.
Agencies are too expensive, we can pay a freelancer..or do it in-house.
Thus...shitvertising
by Ahmids December 20, 2021
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