shitfetti 

When you blow ass in a toilet and the porcelain above the water line looks like it is covered in brown confetti.

Cousin Courtney B came over after she had Taco Bell. She left shitfetti all over the toilet bowl. Had to use two pairs of Rubbermaid Gloves to clean that smashed mess up

shitfetti by That_meat_guy April 22, 2023

shitfest 

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once

Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!

shitfest by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

you've got to be shittting me by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

shiteating cocksucker by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Skinfetti 

The loose flakes of skin that appear in the air like confetti when removing tight fitting clothes (especially from old people) or any other tight fitting item!

When she took her sweater off the skinfetti, looked like a winter storm.

Skinfetti by Moosefire94 October 26, 2016

shitfest 

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

shitfest by nrs September 5, 2005

shitfest 9000 

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

shitfest 9000 by cdub for real January 24, 2011