Shitflirting

When someone flirts exclusively using shitposts and memes.

"I thought I blew my shot shitflirting with this chick until she did it back."

by TrapCan October 1, 2025

shitflinging

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk

will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things

by stutter November 28, 2007

Shitlifting

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.

Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.

by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

Shitflixing

Watching Netflix while using the restroom, most likely on your phone.

Yo, the other day I was shitflixing. I got through like three episodes of Bates Motel.

by ryannoyance April 13, 2017

shitflixing

Enjoying multimedia platforms from the comfort of the John, primarily Netflix.

Yesterday I found myself shitflixing the entirety of Bates Motel, and man was it worth it.

by ryannoyance April 5, 2017

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014