shitfisting
So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.
shitfisting by funiek March 1, 2014
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elastic shitposting
A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020
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Shitposting
Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.
Shitposting by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018
Shitmisting
when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010
Realtime shitposting
Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
Realtime shitposting by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019
r/shitposting
r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
r/shitposting by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021
Shitlifting
Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
Shitlifting by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018
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