Shitlifting 

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.

Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.

Shitlifting by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018

Shitlifting 

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.

"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"

Shitlifting by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012

Shitlifting 

When you work in retail and you're fed up with shoplifters being dicks, so you say it as it is.

"We've had someone shitlifting again. It's the same guy as Sunday."

Shitlifting by drp-97 October 13, 2021

Shartlifting 

V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.

Ex. 1:

Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?

Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.

Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.

Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.

Ex. 2:

Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.

Shartlifting by RDUB August 1, 2012

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

shoplifting 

verb; an action that is present when WALMART security just sucks ass

Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.

shoplifting by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009

shoplifting 

1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.

1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job

shoplifting by alf-ace February 22, 2008