Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018
Get the Shitlifting mug.In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.
"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"
by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012
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by drp-97 October 13, 2021
Get the Shitlifting mug.V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.
Ex. 1:
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
by RDUB August 1, 2012
Get the Shartlifting mug.when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010
Get the Shitmisting mug.Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.
by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009
Get the shoplifting mug.1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
by alf-ace February 22, 2008
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