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Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie.

The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between IT and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chlorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
What was that sticky stuff hanging from the bed in the motel?
by Skatched April 19, 2006
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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When you cant afford a hotel.
Edna: Well Kids since we cant afford the H in Hotel, we'll just switch it with an M, TO THE MOTEL!

Kids: Aaaw dang-it ma!
by LaLaLoverlie July 10, 2010
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a shitty version of a hotel. usually sucks.
whats up with all the hotel wannabees called motels?
by babyestrella June 28, 2009
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It's a hotel. For broke people.
Man I stayed at a motel last time and it was total $#!t. The whole closet was full of rats and the bed sheets looked like if a woman had her period and the staff didn't even bother to clean it.
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Filipino Usage: Places for sexual encounters where the charge is by the hour.
OK why don't we fucking go to the motel...
by natural psycho April 27, 2005
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a term describing a "Mother On ThE Loose", not to be confused with the more desirable "MILF".

can be used as a verb or a noun.
"Man, I was at the rock concert the other day in the beer garden, and all I seemed to pick up were 'motels'"

"Hi, I've lost my son but can you guys take care of me until I find him? Here's a mixed drink I got from a couple of girls over there...." obviously a motel encounter
by Kevin Newham October 16, 2007
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