shitflinging

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk

will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things

by stutter November 28, 2007

Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.

"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

Shitflixing

Watching Netflix while using the restroom, most likely on your phone.

Yo, the other day I was shitflixing. I got through like three episodes of Bates Motel.

by ryannoyance April 13, 2017

shitflixing

Enjoying multimedia platforms from the comfort of the John, primarily Netflix.

Yesterday I found myself shitflixing the entirety of Bates Motel, and man was it worth it.

by ryannoyance April 5, 2017

Shitflirting

When someone flirts exclusively using shitposts and memes.

"I thought I blew my shot shitflirting with this chick until she did it back."

by TrapCan October 1, 2025