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Shitcastrophe 

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.
Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.
Shitcastrophe by panic.dump November 28, 2020
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shitastrophe 

A catastrophe involving shit.
Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."
shitastrophe by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

Shitastrophy 

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...
"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"
Shitastrophy by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011

Shitastrophe 

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.
"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)
Shitastrophe by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe 

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.
I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.
shitastrophe by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event
After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.
shatastrophe by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Shitastrophe 

When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.
Don't go into that stall...it's a shitastrophe.
Shitastrophe by stormin4 May 17, 2011
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