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shitastrophy 

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.
My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.
shitastrophy by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

shitastrophy 

an accident which results in filling your pants full of crap.
Fred did not make it to the bathroom on time and had a shitastrophy
shitastrophy by steven barrett October 3, 2008

shitastrophe 

A catastrophe involving shit.
Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."
shitastrophe by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

Shitastrophe 

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.
"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)
Shitastrophe by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe 

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.
I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.
shitastrophe by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

sextastrophy

something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.
helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."

Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"
sextastrophy by jacky denver December 29, 2007