burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.
Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.
by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006
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dirthead

Pronounced -- Dert'hed

A term which was commonly used to describe devout Nirvana listeners in the 1990's grunge era. A dirthead will, in most cases have long hair with the sides shaved, but there are different variations to this term, Skaters, Stoners, Goths and several other 90's cliques contain(ed) dirtheads, they are usually seen wearing D.A.R.E., Nirvana, or Metallica shirts.
I was a dirthead in Jr. High, I had to dress all prep and clean up once I got to High School and started workin.
by Dr4T7 February 17, 2006
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shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.
Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot
by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006
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shaddle

The type of walk one performs when they squeeze their buttcheeks together in order to make it to the shitter before they shpray their shorts. This most commonly occurs right after shatime.
If it is shatime one must shaddle to the shitter shuper fast.
by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006
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v i

An acronym meaning "Vaginal Intercourse" sometimes used in online chatrooms instead of the many alternatives.
so me and her were havin fun with v i when her dad walked in the room all pissed.
by Dr4T7 February 17, 2006
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crash out

Tired Guy: Fuck I'm tired, I'm gonna crash out.
by Dr4T7 April 08, 2006
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shpray

A spray of shit that sometime occurs when one has a terrible case of diarhea.
ewwwww, thats so fuckin shrody, there is a bunch of shpray all over the toilet seat.
by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006
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