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Shitastrophe 

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.
"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)
Shitastrophe by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe 

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.
I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.
shitastrophe by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

Shitastrophe 

When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.
Don't go into that stall...it's a shitastrophe.
Shitastrophe by stormin4 May 17, 2011

shitastrophe 

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.
Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....
shitastrophe by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013

shitastrophe 

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.
I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.
shitastrophe by chewbeca August 8, 2009

Shitastrophe 

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.
I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.