Shavens

He is usually a really fun guy to hang out with, but he can start acting up and touching people. He also likes to scream

"is that Shavens"
"why is he touching people like that"

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 27, 2022

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Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011

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shaven haven

a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani

"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

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shaven

The state in which a well maintained pussy should always be found. Hairless and ready for snacking.

Uh huh, I wanna get all up in that shaven haven.

by JambalayaJoe August 10, 2006

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SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

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