11 definition by glasrauch

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an attractive, desirable man. A hot guy that chicks dig
"That Saddam Hussein he's no man candy"
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani
"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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waxing a punani to leave only a tiny landing strip of muff at the top
"dude you can't get a brazillian on yo ass crack!!!"
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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female sex organ ; vagina ; punani ; poontang. German origin
"Ein Gott hat deine Fotze gesegnet!" - a god has blessed your pussy!
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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the most prolific mullet wearers.
"nobody wears a mullet with more pride than a westie"
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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those yellow cakes in a men's urinal
"I'm gonna call my band the Trough Lollies" Jane, 1995
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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a hairy punani, muff, or beaver
"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"
by glasrauch April 08, 2003

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