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The state in which a well maintained pussy should always be found. Hairless and ready for snacking.
Uh huh, I wanna get all up in that shaven haven.
shaven by JambalayaJoe August 10, 2006
Words you can keep
Raven when she doesn't shave
Wow Raven that's a lot of hair on your legs! Tree trunk looking ass .You shall be renamed to Shaven
Shaven by Raggles Reiter and Daddy September 16, 2022

shaven haven 

a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani
"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G
shaven haven by glasrauch April 8, 2003

SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
SHAVEN SQUIRREL by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

shaven haven 

Shaven Haven - When a female shaves her welcome matt (Pubic region).
"Shaven Haven! Repsect." - Ali G "In Da House".
shaven haven by Hinz January 29, 2005

shaven peach

A shaven haven, a smooth punani, a brazillian without the landing strip.
ahhh, thats one sweet shaven peach. I could eat it all day long.
shaven peach by Dj Risq July 2, 2005

shaven haven 

A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!
The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.
shaven haven by Big Col May 30, 2006
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