shaven

The state in which a well maintained pussy should always be found. Hairless and ready for snacking.

Uh huh, I wanna get all up in that shaven haven.

by JambalayaJoe August 10, 2006

shaven haven

a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani

"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G

by glasrauch April 09, 2003

SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

by DA CAPT'MN February 08, 2008

shaven haven

Shaven Haven - When a female shaves her welcome matt (Pubic region).

"Shaven Haven! Repsect." - Ali G "In Da House".

by Hinz January 29, 2005

shaven peach

A shaven haven, a smooth punani, a brazillian without the landing strip.

ahhh, thats one sweet shaven peach. I could eat it all day long.

by Dj Risq June 22, 2005

shaven haven

A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!

The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.

by Big Col May 26, 2006

Shaven haven

Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003